You guys. YOU. GUYS. It’s Hallmark Christmas Movie Time. The runaway hits of the holiday season are not Oscar winning films, but amazingly awful, perfectly cheesy, Hallmark and Hallmark-Style movies. These films literally ALL follow the exact same story arc, yet we are drawn to them like Santa to cookies. And we’ve compiled 6 we cannot wait to watch and trust us it was difficult to narrow it down.
Netflix’s The Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding | aired November 30
They’ve made another one!!! The first one wasn’t tragic enough, they made more. We get to follow Aldovia’s finacial troubles whilest Paige and Richard plan their wedding. SO BAD YET SO GOOD. WHY ARE WE YELLING!?
Hallmark’s Mingle All the Way | aired December 1 http://www.hallmarkchannel.com/mingle-all-the-way/videos/preview-mingle-all-the-way
2 of our favorite D list actors use an app to find love, will they? Won’t they? I think we all know the answer. Can’t. Wait.
Lifetime’s A Twist of Christmas | aired December 1 https://www.mylifetime.com/movies/a-twist-of-christmas/a-twist-of-christmas-preview
Vanessa Lachey stars. Say no more. 2 single parents mix up their children’s gifts, so obviously they fall in love. Perfection.
Hallmark’s A Majestic Christmas | aired December 2
It centers around, shocker, a charming small town. When big bad main character wants to tear down other main character’s Majestic Theatre to build a multiplex, hijinks ensue.
Lifetime’s Christmas Around the Corner | airing December 14 https://www.mylifetime.com/movies/christmas-around-the-corner
An obvious “retelling” of the best Christmas movie ever, You’ve Got Mail, we have to watch just to see how epically they ruin a Christmas classic.
Hallmark’s Christmas Made to Order | airing December 23
Aaron Samuels IS BACK. If you don’t know who that is… we don’t even know where to start. We didn’t even look to see what this one was about, but Aaron Samuels. Ready, Set, DVR.
Happy Christmas to all and to all a Hallmark night!
*Pro tip: make a batch of some mulled wine to sip while binging all of these movies!